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1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to othersthat you "like it that way."2. Drum on every available surface.3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.5. Ask 800 operators for dates.6. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.7. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.8. Write

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It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter in law arrives in the family, everything changes.Some daughters in law are well trained and well mannered.They don't come to change the family, they are there to... read the following:The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.As expected she gave a speech:"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me

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1. On a Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.(and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)2. On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)3. On a bar of Dial soap:"Directions: Use like regular soap."(and that would be how???....)4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)5

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeSHOPPING MATHA man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.A woman will pay $10 for a

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Can never imagine if she was my grandma.....

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Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was hard waiting.She: Do you want me to leave?He: NO! Don't even think about it.She: Do you love me?He: Of course!She: Have you ever cheated on me?He: NO! Why are you even asking?She: Will you kiss me?He: Yes!She: Will you hit me?He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!She: Can I trust you?Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.Life is sexually transmitted.Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.Some people are like Slinkies...

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Just want to share nice poem from DR. Maya Angelou..MAYA ANGELOU'S BEST POEM EVERA WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...a youth she's content to leave behind..

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A man had dated 3 women and decided to marry one of them... He had given the three women a test...He gave them a million dollars to spend and wanted to know how they spent the money...Woman #1 She went to the luxurious beauty house and spent the money for expensive body and face treatments. She also bought some exclusive make ups and glamour dresses. The woman said to the man that all that she

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A very exciting place to escape from a very extremely dizzy uptown. Batu Karas beach is about 5 km from Pangandaran beach. Located in South beach of West Java, Indonesia. The right place to spend your vacation times. Though it is quiet far from Jakarta, but its worth a trip. We took a car with my 8 friends, kinda travel car. We went from Jakarta at 9 p.m on Friday night, picked up a friend in

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